Friday, April 20, 2012

Tragedy in Zion - a Popular Blogger Has Vanished

The popular blogger, writer and ne'er do well, BK Gore, Vanished last evening while on a hike in the Temple of Sinawava area of Zion National Park with his wife. Little is known and His wife was found wandering aimlessly and in a deep shock.

Our contacts tell us that Park Officials are confused and suspicious. They have asked that everyone remain calm while the investigation proceeds.

Local Police and Park Rangers patrolled the area throughout the night and found only a camera and a bloody boot several yards from where the man was last seen.

While police stated they do suspect foul play, they will make no further statement until the investigation has been completed. Their final statement was that they have made no arrests, have few leads, and have as yet not found Mr. Gore.

The only real evidence of what may have occurred was in the camera officers found soon after arriving at the scene. It is believed that the camera they located may have recorded the doomed mans final, terror filled moments...

video

Reports of several brutal and mysterious attacks throughout the area by an unknown and as yet unidentified and never seen creature are being described by authorities as "Total Fabrications and the crazy ramblings of loony Bigfoot fanatics".

The contents of this video seem to argue otherwise.

Officials are warning all campers to keep their doors locked and those sleeping in tents have been advised that they may wish to evacuate until it is known what actually occurred and what the situation in the Park is.

~ On the Scene in Zion

10 comments:

BamaGurl said...

Who is doing this post? Prayers for Cowboy, please let us know. God bless u both! Praying.....

oneeyesquare said...

Intensely disturbing video. Gore is no more...
/strikes Zion off lists of place wants to visit...

Ed said...

There is the proof to the punch line "I don't need to out run the bear I just need to out run you".

Judy said...

One too many cups of Coffee?

brian said...

Yeah, maybe a touch too strong a pot ;) ha! Ed, you caught that ;)

Bama girl and maybe one eye have me wondering?

Was Just having a bit of spooky "campfire story" fun here, mix it up a bit... ;)

Never thought it would be taken serious after the first few words in the video anyway... Sorry to anyone if I was wrong?

Sharlotte said...

I love it, and I love your sense of humor. Keep it coming. LOL

oneeyesquare said...

Well aware. Just rolling with it!

BamaGurl said...

I can't wait to meet u because I'm gonna hurt u! I thought u had been killed! I have a hearing disability and therefore couldn't hear the video...my daughter heard it and thought she heard u being stabbed or something. Don't have a clue why anyone thought this was funny. What were the first few words that should have tipped it off?

Brian said...

Bama Girl! I apologize to you! The thought that someone wouldn't Hear the video never occurred to me. The first words were; "in the canyon just at dusk the hikers hunters come out". It's not so much the words themselves but the tone I was speaking with. I was pretty much spoofing.

Later I kinda whine and whimper a bit "they're everywhere! They're gonna get us!" .... All very - over the top - melodramatic. I guess its kinda like a story. If half is missing, what's there might lead you to the wrong conclusion.

You're not the first that wants to take a swing at me though! ;)

BamaGurl said...

Lol, I don't really want to take a swing at u, I was just so thankful u were ok. I should have realized...u r a writer after all. I had seen several weeks back where an rving couple had disappeared so I guess this just spooked me. I enjoy ur posts so much. This dang hearing disability ruins a lot for me but there are so many worse things I just have to be thankful that it isn't worse than it is. Take care and thanks for ur posts. Because of them and ur pics we are going to head that way in a few months.